We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I lost the right to judge tonight
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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