Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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