Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize