god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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