Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
