I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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