I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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