Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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