oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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