so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You made out with two different species that night
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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