i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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