Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
wow bdsm is so cute
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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