ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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