I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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