The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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