This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Thank you for not boning my boss.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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