I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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