I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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