and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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