I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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