I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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