if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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