I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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