thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
