like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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