yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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