why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Let's get the cat blown out
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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