Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Sober January is a disaster.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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