Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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