I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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