I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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