She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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