what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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