slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
try to milk me bitch
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