I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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