im drinking this country out of the recession.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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