YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
my nose is crying tears of wow.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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