wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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