whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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