Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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