Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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