marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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