you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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