I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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