Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
