Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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