He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
His hands were made for my vagina.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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