That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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