Having a random hookup so left but love u
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
