She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He did a backflip because drugs
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