awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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