Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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