She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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